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Sex Packets: Funky Track Lyrics

The Humpty Dance:
The Way We Swing:
Rhymin on the Funk:
Underwater Rhymes:
Gutfest '89:
Danger Zone:
Freaks of the Industry:
DOOWUTCHYALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
Sex Packets:
Packet Man:

Knowledge   that   was   blessed   upon   us..Humpty   Dance/Way   We   Swing

The Humpty Dance:
Humpty:  Allright stop what your doin, cause I'm about to ruin, the image and the style that your used to
I'm funny, but yo I'm makin money see, so yo world I hope your ready for me
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town, and my sounds laid down by the 'underground
I'll drink a bottle of Hennessy you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Humpty,
Yo ladies, oh how I love to funk thee,
and all the rappers in the top ten,
please allow me to bump thee,
I'm steppin tall yall, and just like Humpty Dumpty
Your gonna fall when the stereo's pump me,
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gainst the mack
and sometimes I get ridiculous, I'll even buy your crackers and your licorice, hey yo fat girl, come here are you ticklish??
Yeah I called ya fat, look at me I'm skinny, it never stopped me from gettin busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with vavoom, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee, they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me,
I'm still gettin in the girls pants and I even got my own dance...

Chorus;Shock/Hump, and Mon:  The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump!
do the humpty hump, come on and do the humpty hump
check me out ya'll, uh do the humpty hump, just watch me do the humpty hump
yeeeeeah uh do you know what I'm doin? we're doin? we're doin the humpty hump, come'on do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump

People say 'yo Humpty, your really funny lookin,
Thats allright cause I get things cookin,
You stare, you glare, your constantly tryin to compare me, but you can't get near me
I'm givin more, see, and on the floor B, all the girls they adore me,
oh yes ladies, I'm really bein sincere, cause in the 69 my Humpty Nose'll tickle your rear
My nose is big, nuh uh I'm not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid,
I get laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge,
Both how I'm livin and my nose is large, 
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like cupid, I'll use a word that don't mean nothin like loopid, 
I sang on DOOWUTCHYALIKE!!!! and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits!!!!!!
I'm also poingent and I like to bite, well yeah I guess its obvious I also like to write
All you have to do is give Humpty a chance,
and now I'm gonna do my dance

Chorus
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump!
Yeah sexy baby, come on do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
sexy baby, everybody come on and do the humpty hump
uh, do ya know what we're doin? we're doin the humpty hump ya'll
do the humpty hump, watch me do the humpty hump

Aw yeah, thats the break ya'll, get aload that bass groove right here
uh drrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee
ddddddddrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee
ah yeah, now that I told you a little bit about myself, let me tell you about this dance, 
its real easy to do..check it out
First I limp to the soundz like my legz wuz broken
Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin....crazy whack funky
People say you look like M.C. Hammer on crack Humpty!!!
Thats aight cause my body's in motion
Its supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance ya'll, Humpty Humps my name,
No two people will do it the same, you got it down, when you appear to be in pain,
Humpin, Funkin, jumpin
gig around, shakin your rumpkin
when a doodoo chump punk points his finger like a stunt,
tell him "STEP OFF, I'M DOIN THE HUMP!"

Chorus:  The Humpty Dance, is your chance, to do the Hump
Everybody, uh do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the humpty hump
sexy baby, do the humpty hump, uh do the humpty hump
doin we're doin we're doin the humpty hump yall
watch me do the humpty hump, do the humpt
check it out
Black people, do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
White people, do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump
Puerto Ricans do the humpty hump, just keep on doin the hump
Sumoans, do the humpty hump, do do do the humpty hump

Ah yeah
lets get stupid!
lets do the humpty hump
everybody do the humpty hump
do the humpty hump
give me the music! do the humpty hump! come on and do the humpty hump
give me give me the music
uh do you know what we're doin we're doin the humpty hump!
ah yeah go on and break it down
uh uh, yeah yeah sexy baby
once again the underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin the humpty dance
and to the ladies, peace and humptiness 4eva...

The Way We Swing

Yo Shock man, people been coming up to me saying 
yo man whats up with the underground man you guys old school,
new school, 
R&B or hip hop?  
What should I tell em?

Now this is not your everyday rap song
We won't be rockin bells that go a ding an a dong
The bass drummer hipper won't be lingering on
Check out the way we kick it on the microphone
The funky beat is playing and we're swingin along
The underground is rockin with a hip hop song
The drums are ringin with a serious tone
Aw clock this ya'll, we're on the microphone
MC's, ya like the way we swing?
Well listen close and make sure you don't miss a thing
Don't ya know we're the microphone masters
Known to MC's as the raw dog bastards
We bust rhymes, and write everyday
So listen close to the things that we say
Triple slippin MC's will get verbally raped
We'll send ya home with that look on your face
Just rock this; ya can't stop this
Just rock this; try and clock this
The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along
The underground is rockin with a hip hop song
The funky drumz is ringin with a serious tone
.........ILL FINISH LATER WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK!